Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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