what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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