Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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