office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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