Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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