Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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