He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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