When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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