elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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