i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
