This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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