Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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