You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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