Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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