break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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