And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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