i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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