i think my mom watched the whole time
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize