I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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