Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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