A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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