You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
actually, I'm a sock model
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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