I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
