who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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