I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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