i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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