Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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