Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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