It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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