Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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