your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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