You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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