I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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