Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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