we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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