can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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