Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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