yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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