He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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