I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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