a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Enjoy the penises
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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