thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
A+ Viking dick
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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