Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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