a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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