her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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