The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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