I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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