I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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