The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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