there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So squirting runs in the family.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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