5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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