he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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