Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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